i’m a happy hoe drunk.
i just be laughing and tryna fuck tbh.
John F. Kennedy Jr and his wife wearing Air Jordan VII and VI
blue told me remind yall niggas
fuck that shit yall talkin bout
IM THE DAD IM GROWN!
Maybe if I’d had this a week ago I would’ve passed the test
Anonymous asked: have you heard the rumours about them bringing on the run tour to the uk? because i am prayingggggggggg theyre true
I don’t think it’s true :(
i just came home from outside and there was this girl in a green sundress short hair and a tattoo of a rose with a crown on the back of her left arm and she had big hoop earrings and she was holdin an evian bottle of water and an iphone with a pikachu case and she had a fat ass but i hardly noticed her because i’m a changed man
So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.
And today he was like
“I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!”
And showed us this…
WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES
But wait.. Wasn’t she just….nvmd